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Money is such a strong word in nowadays…haha…i’m not sure about that but i just want to remind that u should read this only if u have free time and….err….anyway i was saying about money..money make the world goes round; with money u can rule the world…. but…as we all know where there is money,there is a robbery…so how do u keep your money safe??? keep it at home under the mattress..?? NO..it’s a bad idea…although some of the burglar might not know if u put your money under the mattress*probably the burglar didn’t read this;lol*,still your children or your siblings might figure that out…but what if u put your money in a cookie jar??? NO.. some of your guest might mistaken the money as cookies and eat it when u serve them cookies..how about in the bank..??? is it safe???  

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NO..the bank is the easiest target for criminal…as u can see even the most secured environment also won’t keep your money save…does this mean there’s no safe place to hide your money??

*how i knooooooooww……maybe i bluf uuuuuuuuuuuuuu*

Thanks to Money Making University as they are one of the best university in term of making money,they came up some with some solution about how to keep the money safe.

*they charged me RM 3,625 to get permission to post up some of their lecture session contain….wtf…*

Tips 1#

Use a yellow brown bag instead of a cookie jar.Why? u won’t serve your guest cookie with this type of bag,so your guest don’t have a chance mistaken the money as a cookie.To strengthen the security of the money inside it,u must 1st tide it up with a rope of 10 cm long and 6 cm width.After that,lock it with a golden lock.The lock must be pure gold and must at least 50 kg and above.

Tips 2#

Hide your money in your underware.Nobody will notice u put your money there if u never tell anyone or show it to anyone.Women will have advantage for this trick,u can hide your money in your tops too.But becareful,your advantage could be your weakness as well;boops are one of the most attractive part of women,so a lot of people will keep an eye on that.Trust me.

Tips 3#

This trick only work for male.Here’s how it work.U can put your money in a chicken’s nest in exchange u must fullfil the female chicken’s needs.After u accomplish that the female chicken’s will keep your money safe.So far in our record this is the most solid security method ever.But beware,the female chicken might double cross u if another client can offer a higher profit.

Tips 4#

Another way to keep your money safe is simply hire one of the Money Making University’s security guard to look after your money.U can 100% trust them.RM 10 per hour.They are trained to protect the money,including not spending the money.Here’s my suggestion.Hire the viking because viking is more brave and strong to protect not just your money but u as well.But i prefer batman,because batman know how to speak english,so u don’t have any problem to communicate with him,plus he have a car,he can drive u anyway.

Tips 5#

This is not suggested to be your priority choice of protecting your money but it is good for security enchancement.This blue animal is called "tri-horn puppy".Don’t be fool by its cute name for it is 10 time better than any earth’s dog.Its strong,fast,fierce,smart and blue.Even my lecturer was freak out when she saw this cute tri-horn puppy; imagine if a thieve encounter this blue creature while trying to steal your money.

I hope that these useful and expansive tips will help u.With these tips to help u in protecting your money,it is not impossible that one day u will be a millionaire,or maybe billionaire.Good Luck.

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